Saturday, April 20, 2013

Memes...

Started looking for memes that I wanted to post on here and came across this picture...



Then I remembered that I had made myself a cup of coffee and completely forgot about it.

The power of the internet to distract is amazing.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Books and such...

So I finally finished reading Great Expectations by Charles Dickens.

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I finished book before I was really ready to, meaning that I was in public and had no other books on me and that I felt as if the story wasn't quite over.

I would have liked to have kept reading about Pip's new life and if he performed any other good deeds to make up for his selfishness but alas, Dickens did not allow me that pleasure.

Next book to go into my purse?
Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift

I also recently acquired some books on Judaism that I am reading at home along with The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien.

 

Bugs...

So, I am a girl and naturally I do not like bugs (especially spiders).

I had this dream that a huge spider was in my bed right next to my face when I rolled over. I jumped up and started screaming at the top of my lungs because I thought it had bitten me.

Yes.

I started screaming.



This happened a few times in the past so I calmed down after a few seconds and after some heavy breathing I went back to bed.

Just sharing.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Group projects...

I hate them.



I am the person who puts in most of the work because I actually care about my grade.
Fortunately, I have such a high grade in this particular class that even if we bomb the group project I will still end up with an A and the other people will get C's or D's.





Thursday, April 11, 2013

I am kicking ass!

If I do say so myself.

I figured my grades up to this point for my parents and it looks pretty damn good to me.

Microbiology - 95.5 (average)
Psychology - 100 (average)
Nutrition - 99.5 (average)
Math - 98 (average)






I only get to brag on here and to my parents (but only a little).
I try to keep a pretty low profile at school mainly because I don't want to be the smart girl that everyone wants in their group so they don't have to do shit.


Monday, April 8, 2013

Never Fails...

I come up with a great blog post in the middle of the day but by the time I get home to my computer, its gone.

Evil.

I was told today (by a fairly reputable source) that I am a very attractive woman and that my one not-realy-drawback-but-drawback was that I may intimidate men.

Seriously?

I thought I was super sweet and lovable, how is that intimidating???



hmm...

Well... now what should I do?


Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Shopping...

So I intended to go shopping for some new summer clothes while I was in Dallas.
I decided to donate that money to a worthy cause instead and now I am trolling through some of my favorite clothing sites and drooling over the overly expensive things that I would love to buy but can't justify buying.

Most of the dresses/tops I would love to wear but would probably look funny on me.
Mainly because women's clothes are made to fit the usually flat chested models and lets just say that I was blessed with a "bit" more up top.



Usually what I have to do is buy a dress that is one to two sizes bigger and have it tailored to fit the rest of my body.

Now I know that most people are probably thinking, "oh listen to the girl with the first-world problems" and yes I am complaining about something pretty trivial.
I also know that there are girls out there that pay for a chest like mine and they don't understand why I would complain about something that I got for free.

Flat chested girls, I would gladly switch cup sizes with you. I have disliked my chest ever since I started wanting to dress like a lady and not like a slut.

Oh and flat chested ladies, you would get tired of being constantly objectified because of your rack.

Some of you maybe not, I am always seeing girls/women who seem like they are trying out for a porno because their boobs are that close to "accidentally" falling out of their "tops".



Riiiiiight.



Yup. Works for me.
I would much rather be known for my class then for my boobs.



Can I go back in time, please?
I was born in the wrong era/generation.