I decided to donate that money to a worthy cause instead and now I am trolling through some of my favorite clothing sites and drooling over the overly expensive things that I would love to buy but can't justify buying.
Most of the dresses/tops I would love to wear but would probably look funny on me.
Mainly because women's clothes are made to fit the usually flat chested models and lets just say that I was blessed with a "bit" more up top.
Usually what I have to do is buy a dress that is one to two sizes bigger and have it tailored to fit the rest of my body.
Now I know that most people are probably thinking, "oh listen to the girl with the first-world problems" and yes I am complaining about something pretty trivial.
I also know that there are girls out there that pay for a chest like mine and they don't understand why I would complain about something that I got for free.
Flat chested girls, I would gladly switch cup sizes with you. I have disliked my chest ever since I started wanting to dress like a lady and not like a slut.
Oh and flat chested ladies, you would get tired of being constantly objectified because of your rack.
Some of you maybe not, I am always seeing girls/women who seem like they are trying out for a porno because their boobs are that close to "accidentally" falling out of their "tops".
Riiiiiight.
Yup. Works for me.
I would much rather be known for my class then for my boobs.
Can I go back in time, please?
I was born in the wrong era/generation.
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